This is a conversation between Teague and Jay. Beware of the McCallan mouth on these boys =)
“You should just be more careful
about who you hook up with,” Teague said.
“You’re one to talk,” Jay retorted.
“Hello Kate?”
Teague looked at him hard.
“Exactly, asshole. I’m speaking from experience. I met a lying bitch of a
schemer and was totally fucked over by her. I don’t want that shit to happen to
you, Jay. Just take the damn advice
and think about it, okay? You have these pissed off exes and wannabe stalkers
that—”
“Hey, I don’t have ‘exes’,” Jay
corrected him.
“Fine, women that you’ve pissed off
with your charming personality.”
“Why is it that they get pissed off
in the first place? How more honest can I get than ‘this is only a one-night
thing, sweetheart’. They willingly agree, so why does there have to be fucking hurt
feelings over it?”
“You ever think that women may not
‘really’ fully agree with you?”
Jay laughed sarcastically. “How is it my fault if they say one thing but mean
another?”
“I’m not saying it’s anyone’s
fault, just that some girls view that stuff differently than guys. Not all of
them are okay with being used like that, even though they may think they will
be. Sometimes it’s just a hope that they’ll be that one girl that will make
some dumbass like you see the light.”
“Where the hell do you get your
information?” Jay laughed again. “You been reading fashion magazines or something?”
“It’s called talking to my wife,
dipshit. And she and her sister talk about stuff like that all the damn time.
Welcome to the world of being around women and actually listening to what they
say.”
“Welcome to the world of being
pussified overnight,” Jay countered with a smirk.
Teague laughed but shook his head.
“Whatever. I’m just thinking about you, man. That’s all. I’m a happily married
man and don’t have to worry about getting to know a different woman every
week.”
“That’s why I don’t bother,” Jay
shot back with a smile. “The disclaimer comes the second they want to sleep
with me.”
“Noted. But that’s where you get
yourself in trouble. I’m just saying…”
“Okay, we need to stop talking
about this. Obviously you being married has changed our conversations
somewhat.”
“Maybe so, because it’s made me wiser.”
“Wiser, huh?” Jay chuckled. “I
think you left your balls at home, buddy. With your wife.”
“Fuck you,” Teague laughed as he
shoved him hard.
“Ooh, we getting a second wind?”
Jay taunted, shoving him back. “Come on, Nancy. What you got?”
“An ass kicking if you’re ready for
it.”
“Bring it, motherfucker,” Jay
motioned as he prepared himself defensively. “I bet you don’t even have one
clean move left in you.”
“You’re asking for trouble,” Teague
smiled at him.
“Camryn teach you any good moves
lately?”
“Ha, very funny. I’m sure she could
cage you pretty good. You’re all arrogance and no smarts. I know this from
experience.”
“Ah, good one, Hollywood. How come
I’ve owned you plenty of times on the mat?”
“Fine. Let’s see you take me down one
time.”
“Once?”
“Just once. I fucking dare you,” Teague challenged smugly.
Copyright Hadley Quinn, September 2013
